Cock Punch - Nov 29,2012

Today begins a new era here at the Free Fire Zone. We are so fed up- so done with the b.s. excuses- that we hereby institute the "Cock Punch of the Week", to be presented to whatever lowly victim attracts our attention. This, the first Cock Punch in FFZ history goes to CNN. What a damn joke. What a gaggle of rapscallions...is Brick Tamland from Anchorman running the show over there?! Mike and I will also discuss Governments manic obsession with micromanaging everyones lives, right down to the size of soda you drink. Government, for some stupid reason, is now the answer to everything. People dont want to wear seatbelts? Government makes it a crime not to. People getting fat from eating loads of fast food? Government makes transfats illegal. And every problem Government pretends to solve actually either makes the problem worse, or creates a whole new set of problems. Consider the government-designed "circle of poverty." People are poor --> Government needs to help them --> Poor people get welfare --> Poor people realize they dont have to work for money --> Poor people dont get jobs --> Poor people still poor --> Government needs to help them --> and so on. Tune in and listen to Mike and I tear em a perverbial new-one. COCKPUNCH!

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